The Cult of Nonsense

Last Night's Dream

Last Night's Dream:

My wife had just given birth to our fourth son. When we got home, she discovered that I was trying to keep the box he had come in, plus the packaging, instruction manual, and warranty card.

She asked me why. I said that I always hang onto packaging, just in case1. Her response: "What are we going to do, return him?"

  1. This is not true in real life↩