The Best Door-to-Door Sales Call I've Ever Experienced

A few minutes ago, I was in front of my house, wearing headphones and sweeping up after edging the driveway.
A young man walked up wearing a blue vest and carrying a clipboard. He pleasantly called out:
"Are you interested in Spectrum internet, or should I keeeeeeep walking?"
I popped out my earbuds and pleasantly replied:
"Keeeeeeep walking!"
And he did.