The Cult of Nonsense

The Best Door-to-Door Sales Call I've Ever Experienced

IMG_20260730_183346008

A few minutes ago, I was in front of my house, wearing headphones and sweeping up after edging the driveway.

A young man walked up wearing a blue vest and carrying a clipboard. He pleasantly called out:

"Are you interested in Spectrum internet, or should I keeeeeeep walking?"

I popped out my earbuds and pleasantly replied:

"Keeeeeeep walking!"

And he did.