The Curse
My Wife:
** groans in pain during childbirth **
Me:
"Blame Eve for this one. After all, this is just the effect of The Curse after The Fall of Man:
¹⁶To the woman he said,
”I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children.
"But don't worry, we men aren't left out. Our half of the curse is that we have to work for our..."
** looks at my severance package and the fact that I'm currently getting paid while not working **
"You know what, never mind."